Pet Fish Anyone...Joke #19
A man was stopped by a game-warden in Arkansas recently. He was
carrying two buckets of fish. He was leaving a lake well known for
its fishing.
The game warden asked the man: "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?"
The man replied to the game warden: "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the warden replied
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and
let them swim around. After awhile, I whistle and they jump back into
their buckets, and I take them back home again."
"That's a bunch of shit! Fish can't do that!" was the outburst from
the Warden.
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said: "Here,
I'll show you. It really works."
The man poured the fish in to the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said,
"Well?"
"Well, what?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" The game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" The man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" The man asked.
