Where is your "God" now?

[MrScorpio]

[hobbit709]

1. That's a demon, not a god.

[sarge43]

2. "I am the god of hellfire." n/t

[denbot]

3. Holy Farggin Snit!

I nearly soiled myself..

[HappyMe]

4. God said he would be right back.

He went to the pet store to get some scissors and flea bath.

[Dash87]

5. And a lion whip and chair

"In not going near that thing. This is all you, Jesus."

[sinkingfeeling]

6. Man, he looks pissed! Needs some cream rinse after his bath.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. He doesn't take a bath... he takes names and kicks ass.

[KamaAina]

8. Last I heard, Oregon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Shammgod

God Shammgod (born April 29, 1976, in New York City, New York) is an American former professional basketball player. He played in the NBA with the Washington Wizards during 1997-98 after being drafted by them in the 2nd round (17th pick) of the 1997 NBA Draft. He played in the Chinese Basketball Association for several teams, including the Zhejiang Cyclones and Shanxi Yujun. He also played professionally in Poland and Saudi Arabia....

Career history
1997–1999 Washington Wizards
1999–2000 La Crosse Bobcats (CBA)
2000–2001 Czarni Słupsk (Poland)
2001 Florida Sea Dragons (USBL)
2001–2002 Zhejiang Cyclones (China)
2002 Al-Ittihad Jeddah (Saudi Arabia)
2002–2003 Zhejiang Cyclones (China)
2003–2005 Al-Ittihad Jeddah (Saudi Arabia)
2006–2007 Shanxi Yujun (China)
2007 Portland Chinooks (IBL)
2007 Al Kuwait (Kuwait)
2007–2008 Zhejiang Cyclones (China)
2008 Cedevita Zagreb (Croatia)
2009 Portland Chinooks (IBL)
2009 Oregon Waves (IBL)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Looks like he's fixin' to smite somebody.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

10. It is Catageddon!

[rug]

11. Not licking his balls.

[In_The_Wind]

12. Hiding your food!