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Fri Jun 28, 2013, 09:31 PM

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Reply Dad's Dating Rules: (Original post)
MiddleFingerMom Jun 2013 OP
NYC_SKP Jun 2013 #1
Chan790 Jun 2013 #2
nomorenomore08 Jun 2013 #11
zbdent Jun 2013 #3
In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #4
sarge43 Jun 2013 #5
rurallib Jun 2013 #6
Lady Freedom Returns Jun 2013 #7
rurallib Jun 2013 #9
Lady Freedom Returns Jun 2013 #8
MH1 Jun 2013 #10

Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 09:49 PM

1. But that tee shirt here for $22.00:

 

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 09:59 PM

2. Rebuttals.

 

1.) I have one.
2.) That's kind of sad. I liked you until you went the full batshit on this rant.
3.) Unlikely. Hope not, for your sake. I wouldn't want you to have to watch me do those things to your daughter.
4.) I wasn't planning on it.
5.) I'm a grown-ass man, I don't do curfew.
6.) Does the family general counsel suffice?
7.) Do you really want me to tell you the truth about what I'm doing to your daughter?
8.) I thought I was her conquest. She's the one that pursued me, dude.
9.) I'll visit you but I won't bring you a cake with a file in it.
10.) You're going to fuck me?! That's a generous offer but I think I'm going to pass.

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Response to Chan790 (Reply #2)

Sat Jun 29, 2013, 09:36 PM

11. +1

Stuff like this always creeps me out. Especially if the "princess" in question is a legal adult.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 11:31 PM

3. When I grew up, girls had to be in bed by 9

but home by midnight ...

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Response to zbdent (Reply #3)

Sat Jun 29, 2013, 02:15 PM

4. Another Baby Boomer.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jun 29, 2013, 05:52 PM

5. Castle Rules

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jun 29, 2013, 07:55 PM

6. Get. Thefuck. Away. From the. Crazy. Family

now
Daddy is giving you fair warning.
If he is nuts, little Princess probably is too.

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Response to rurallib (Reply #6)

Sat Jun 29, 2013, 08:04 PM

7. You do understand many fathers WANT you to think that, right?

It make there job WAY easier!

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #7)

Sat Jun 29, 2013, 08:08 PM

9. I dated one of them once

her Dad was bad news. Happy to still be here.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jun 29, 2013, 08:08 PM

8. My father had one rule.

They had to meet B.A.

B.A was my Parrot. B.A was my Overlord, a very protective Overlord.

He ran many a boy off.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jun 29, 2013, 08:33 PM

10. Especially like #9

"back to jail"

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