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Author | Time | Post |
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MiddleFingerMom | Jun 2013 | OP |
NYC_SKP | Jun 2013 | #1 | |
Chan790 | Jun 2013 | #2 | |
nomorenomore08 | Jun 2013 | #11 | |
zbdent | Jun 2013 | #3 | |
In_The_Wind | Jun 2013 | #4 | |
sarge43 | Jun 2013 | #5 | |
rurallib | Jun 2013 | #6 | |
Lady Freedom Returns | Jun 2013 | #7 | |
rurallib | Jun 2013 | #9 | |
Lady Freedom Returns | Jun 2013 | #8 | |
MH1 | Jun 2013 | #10 |
Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)
Fri Jun 28, 2013, 09:49 PM
NYC_SKP (68,644 posts)
1. But that tee shirt here for $22.00:
Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)
Fri Jun 28, 2013, 09:59 PM
Chan790 (20,176 posts)
2. Rebuttals.
1.) I have one.
2.) That's kind of sad. I liked you until you went the full batshit on this rant. 3.) Unlikely. Hope not, for your sake. I wouldn't want you to have to watch me do those things to your daughter. 4.) I wasn't planning on it. 5.) I'm a grown-ass man, I don't do curfew. 6.) Does the family general counsel suffice? 7.) Do you really want me to tell you the truth about what I'm doing to your daughter? 8.) I thought I was her conquest. She's the one that pursued me, dude. 9.) I'll visit you but I won't bring you a cake with a file in it. 10.) You're going to fuck me?! That's a generous offer but I think I'm going to pass. |
Response to Chan790 (Reply #2)
Sat Jun 29, 2013, 09:36 PM
nomorenomore08 (13,324 posts)
11. +1
Stuff like this always creeps me out. Especially if the "princess" in question is a legal adult.
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)
Fri Jun 28, 2013, 11:31 PM
zbdent (35,392 posts)
3. When I grew up, girls had to be in bed by 9
but home by midnight ...
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Response to zbdent (Reply #3)
Sat Jun 29, 2013, 02:15 PM
In_The_Wind (72,300 posts)
4. Another Baby Boomer.
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)
Sat Jun 29, 2013, 05:52 PM
sarge43 (28,865 posts)
5. Castle Rules
Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)
Sat Jun 29, 2013, 07:55 PM
rurallib (61,368 posts)
6. Get. Thefuck. Away. From the. Crazy. Family
now
Daddy is giving you fair warning. If he is nuts, little Princess probably is too. |
Response to rurallib (Reply #6)
Sat Jun 29, 2013, 08:04 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (14,118 posts)
7. You do understand many fathers WANT you to think that, right?
It make there job WAY easier!
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #7)
Sat Jun 29, 2013, 08:08 PM
rurallib (61,368 posts)
9. I dated one of them once
her Dad was bad news. Happy to still be here.
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)
Sat Jun 29, 2013, 08:08 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (14,118 posts)
8. My father had one rule.
They had to meet B.A.
B.A was my Parrot. B.A was my Overlord, a very protective Overlord. He ran many a boy off. |
Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)
Sat Jun 29, 2013, 08:33 PM
MH1 (17,204 posts)
10. Especially like #9
"back to jail"
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