Dad's Dating Rules:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[NYC_SKP]

1. But that tee shirt here for $22.00:

http://myfatherdaughterstore.bigcartel.com/products

[Chan790]

2. Rebuttals.

1.) I have one.
2.) That's kind of sad. I liked you until you went the full batshit on this rant.
3.) Unlikely. Hope not, for your sake. I wouldn't want you to have to watch me do those things to your daughter.
4.) I wasn't planning on it.
5.) I'm a grown-ass man, I don't do curfew.
6.) Does the family general counsel suffice?
7.) Do you really want me to tell you the truth about what I'm doing to your daughter?
8.) I thought I was her conquest. She's the one that pursued me, dude.
9.) I'll visit you but I won't bring you a cake with a file in it.
10.) You're going to fuck me?! That's a generous offer but I think I'm going to pass.

[nomorenomore08]

11. +1

Stuff like this always creeps me out. Especially if the "princess" in question is a legal adult.

[zbdent]

3. When I grew up, girls had to be in bed by 9

but home by midnight ...

[In_The_Wind]

4. Another Baby Boomer.

[sarge43]

5. Castle Rules

[rurallib]

6. Get. Thefuck. Away. From the. Crazy. Family

now
Daddy is giving you fair warning.
If he is nuts, little Princess probably is too.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

7. You do understand many fathers WANT you to think that, right?

It make there job WAY easier!

[rurallib]

9. I dated one of them once

her Dad was bad news. Happy to still be here.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

8. My father had one rule.

They had to meet B.A.

B.A was my Parrot. B.A was my Overlord, a very protective Overlord.

He ran many a boy off.

[MH1]

10. Especially like #9

"back to jail"