"My dream? We're in a giant blender and someone pushes puree." Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!!

[skip fox]

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Bill (“My scariest dream is where my body starts leaking, and I wake up screaming.”) O’Reilly is saying: “I don’t understand why people don’t realize what Sacramento’s new gender-free law means. . . . You of all people, Bob, should know that letting people declare their own gender is a horrific idea! . . . What if little Suzy at noon decides she’s a girl and uses the Ladies’s Room at McDonald’s but at six she insists on using the Men’s at Sear's? . . . Within weeks you’re going to have little boys ‘practicing’ with little girls and little girls ‘practicing’ with puppies and puppies going to bed with Suzy’s dad. . . . People will start to forget who they are, and everything will be like thick, stinking psychological-sexual-soup with various appendages and sexual parts floating around! . . . Mark my word! . . . But what I can’t figure out is why nobody sees that!!! . . . And you say? . . . ”

[Ptah]

1. Is this Lounge material?

[skip fox]

2. You might be right. I'd rather post a CAPTION-this item in GD.

But it's humorous (O'Reilly's identity predicated upon hard and fast borders/boundaries/separations), and invite others to participate in a game of satire. Sounds like a laid-back Lounge piece. Like telling jokes with friends.

Or is the lounge only serious? Or for sentimental stories of self and pets or . . .? I haven't been here enough to know.

[KG]

3. 'it weakens the country!' - one of his hysterical memes. i have no idea what that means.

[skip fox]

4. It means our mountains turn to pudding and our freeways to wet spaghetti. Right?

And our buildings to Jello, and our cars to boiled pasta, and our organs to Slushies, and our statutes to ice cream under a boiling sun, and our military weapons to squash, and . . .

[skip fox]

5. "That Monty Python bit where the guy eats too much at a restraurant and

explodes haunts my every dream."

[jakeXT]

6. Adults just have a drink

Traci Batcher drank three or four drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room after midnight Sunday before deciding to come out of her shell: She shed her clothes and returned to the bar — stark naked, - See more at: http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/02/woman_gets_naked_at_a_bar_and.html