Florida: Accused flasher says he was just 'airing out' his penis

[marmar]

Let's hope those orange jumpsuits have a lot of breathing room.

William Gibson, 50, allegedly exposed himself outside a Goodwill store in Jensen Beach, Fla., earlier this month, then claimed he was "airing out" his penis, T.C. Palm reported Friday.

Gibson allegedly first stuck his hand down his pants and smelled his fingers before dropping his drawers. Then, according to a witness statement obtained by T.C. Palm, "All of a sudden [Gibson] just pulled down the front of his underware [sic], to expose his genitals, fluffing them."

A witness called sheriff's deputies, who say Gibson stated he was arrested merely for "airing out" his penis. .................(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/william-gibson-genital-fluffer-airing-penis-out_n_4296936.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[KamaAina]

1. Why? Was it moldy?

[rug]

9. "Gibson first stuck his hand down his pants and smelled his fingers before dropping his drawers."

I'd say yes.

[In_The_Wind]

2. fluffing them

Hahaha I've heard that before!

[Aristus]

3. Poor guy didn't have anyone to do the fluffing for him...

Florida, of course...

[In_The_Wind]

5. of course

It's too cold for any fluffing in public up north.

[Aristus]

6. Yeah, and if the guy had just done his fluffing indoors,

this might not have been an issue...

[OriginalGeek]

4. He was just a New Romancer

Hardcore sci-fi geeks will get it.

[eppur_se_muova]

17. Yeah, I kind of jumped when I saw that name ... nt

[OriginalGeek]

23. Heheh

[Agschmid]

7. Hey if 60 Minutes was reporting...

they'd believe it.

[LeftofObama]

8. See!

I can't even take one damned vacation to Florida and air out my penis without someone calling the cops! There out to get me I tell ya!

[d_r]

10. global warming

it used to be, even in florida, that a guy only had to air out his penis in June, July, August. But November??

[pinboy3niner]

11. He was inspired by the song: Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees

Give a home to the fleas in my...

Shining, gleaming, Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My...

Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied

Some people are more into musicals than others.

[struggle4progress]

12. Must be a regional cure. Never seen it prescribed around here

[hunter]

13. Airing out your penis is something you do in private.

Alone, at the explicit request of someone of close age or everyone present adult, and least dangerously among similarly "airy" swimming or sunbathing people who are not leering, fapping, or otherwise imposing sexual activity upon unwilling participants.

Every little boy learns that.

"Outside a Goodwill store" is not an acceptable location.

[Paulie]

14. Dude should just wear kilts

Problem solved.

[chknltl]

15. So why on earth can't a man air out his pens...

...or his pencils for that matter? Just because the world is all digital now does that mean pens have to be relegated to our junk drawers? What the hell is up Florida, is this gender specific? Is it OK for the ladies to air out their pens but not us men? Hell, when I, chknltl, was a kid, (chknltlr), we guys used to keep our pens displayed proudly in our shirt pockets! What if we used pocket protectors?

[underpants]

16. I see that a lot IN THE LOCKER ROOM at the gym

Saul: "Hi Murray, how's Betsy?"
Murray: "She's fine Saul, how's Mildred doing?"

Saul and Murray are butt naked about a foot from each other.

I look down at the floor a lot.

[NightWatcher]

18. I guess Gold Bond Powder has kept me out of prison a dozen times already then

It is hot here in Floriduh

[Kaleva]

19. Someone needs to design and put up a sign that lets folks know that is prohibited on the premises!!!

My rap sheet would be a lot cleaner if businesses would put up signs letting people know what is prohibited.

[pinboy3niner]

21. Goodwill apologizes, pledges to stick to professional wavers from now on

No more wannabes who are unclear on the concept.

[Paulie]

22. No shoes, no shirt

No flapping in the breeze

[Boom Sound 416]

20. Florida is very humid

What's funny to me is that it seems the guy is telling the truth!

[davidpdx]

24. He opened his coat in a flash of penial rage and began to sing....

[Johnny Ready]

25. It's official - Evidently I am the smartest person in Fla.

but people like this have made that title somewhat useless. You mfrs need to start acting right!

[MissMillie]

26. "fluffing them"????

WTF?

[DebJ]

27. Maybe he is a fan of Ben Franklin and his 'air baths'. n/t