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Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)
Tue Nov 26, 2013, 05:33 PM Nov 2013

BUTTERBALL IS RECALLING TURKEYS...

According to reports from around the country, the Butterball Turkey farm is recalling all turkeys dated after November 12, 2013 because some idiot forgot to butter the balls.

Yes folks, it's my one Thanksgiving Day joke, and it's a groaner, I know.
Just one of the many services I provide to my friends here at DU. I'm here all week.

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BUTTERBALL IS RECALLING TURKEYS... (Original Post) Callmecrazy Nov 2013 OP
I'm here all week, try the turkey! benld74 Nov 2013 #1
When margarine just won't do lame54 Nov 2013 #2
Not even Nuttelex? pinboy3niner Nov 2013 #5
My dad got ducks and ham raptor_rider Nov 2013 #3
Heeere turkey, turkey, turkey. trof Nov 2013 #4
Oh well... icymist Nov 2013 #6
I just buttered my balls davidpdx Nov 2013 #7
No one can resist their buttery balls. Angleae Nov 2013 #8
Except people with dusty muffins... Gidney N Cloyd Nov 2013 #10
Dang MfM is getting a free trip bck to the plant! whistler162 Nov 2013 #9
Damn it! In_The_Wind Nov 2013 #11
This message was self-deleted by its author femmocrat Nov 2014 #12

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
11. Damn it!
Wed Nov 27, 2013, 03:39 PM
Nov 2013

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Now you tell me!
I thought I was going to be home alone with DU for Thanksgiving. [img][/img]

But ... nooooo

So grocery shopping on the day before a holiday wasn't as bad as I thought.
I'm all set to truss my bird, shove a metal rod up it's butt and put it on the rotisserie tomorrow.
Dinner for three. Buttered balls or not.


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