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Fri Dec 6, 2013, 04:52 PM

MFM update:

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I've gone from not knowing where I was to walking short distances by myself so they're releasing me
from the ICU today WOOHOO!!!
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I'm going to a skilled nursing care center -- it's a cardiac rehab center with a higher level of medical
care -- and the nurses are all small French skiing gymnasts with complete alopecia below the neck
(thanks Tim Michner
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They are also highly trained in the ancient arts of tagteam bedbaths.
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Uh-huh uh-huh! BAFIMFM -- It's your birthday - It's your birthday!!!
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My life is good and getting better, my friends.
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My life is awfully fucking good. How 'bout you?
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Your Working Boy,
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The BAFIMFM

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MiddleFingerMom Dec 2013 OP
taterguy Dec 2013 #1
antiquie Dec 2013 #2
In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #3
TexasTowelie Dec 2013 #4
panader0 Dec 2013 #5
MiddleFingerMom Dec 2013 #8
femmocrat Dec 2013 #6
annabanana Dec 2013 #7
elleng Dec 2013 #9
LiberalEsto Dec 2013 #10
applegrove Dec 2013 #11
MiddleFingerMom Dec 2013 #21
GoCubsGo Dec 2013 #12
CaliforniaPeggy Dec 2013 #13
Kali Dec 2013 #14
MiddleFingerMom Dec 2013 #18
Incitatus Dec 2013 #15
MiddleFingerMom Dec 2013 #17
Demo_Chris Dec 2013 #16
trueblue2007 Dec 2013 #19
Tuesday Afternoon Dec 2013 #20
MiddleFingerMom Dec 2013 #22
Tuesday Afternoon Dec 2013 #23
malthaussen Dec 2013 #24

Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 04:57 PM

1. I've been better

I've also been worse

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 05:00 PM

2. Small bald French skiing gymnasts ...

 

Is this another porn thread?


Very good you are on the mend.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 05:01 PM

3. Thanks for the update.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 05:02 PM

4. Well in that case

do you wanna get high?

It's good to hear that you're being released from ICU. And of course we expect you to post photos of those fantastic young nurses administering the TTBBs.


Meanwhile, I'm trying to determine how many extra layers of clothes I will need to wear so I don't feel like I'm freezing.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 05:02 PM

5. Your care center--could it be Villa Maria?

If so, my brother is in there, and I need to go see him soon, (I'm in Sierra Vista). Maybe I'll look in on you. Get well, and stay out of the hospital!

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Response to panader0 (Reply #5)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 05:11 PM

8. Nah, different one or that would've been great!!!

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 05:07 PM

6. Glad to hear you are getting sprung, MFM.

Hope you get all fixed up at rehab. Keep us posted, OK?

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 05:09 PM

7. WOOHOO indeed!

Love to hear you all full of piss & vinegar!

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 05:17 PM

9. VERY happy you'll receive care @

a cardiac rehab center with a higher level of medical
care. About time, imo.


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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 05:21 PM

10. WAIT a minnit! It's YOUR Birthday, MFM?

 

If it is, then

Happy
F*cking
Birthday
MFM!!!


Party!
Who's with me?











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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 06:10 PM

11. A relief to one and all. Hope you are sprung by the holidays.

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Response to applegrove (Reply #11)

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 02:51 AM

21. update by me and/or kali soon

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 06:14 PM

12. Yay!! Excellent news!!

Hope all those TTBBs are rehabilitative, and that they keep you out of the hospital for a good long time afterwards.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:25 PM

13. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

That is wonderful news!

Have fun and may your convalescence be thorough and long-lasting!

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:27 PM

14. when, what?

where?

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Response to Kali (Reply #14)

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 02:00 AM

18. PM's

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2013, 09:33 PM

15. Kickass

Just curious, what kind of painkillers do are they giving you, if any?

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Response to Incitatus (Reply #15)

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 01:59 AM

17. They were giving me morphine & Demerol, but they reacted badly with something else; down to Tylenol

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 12:29 AM

16. Best news I have had all day!

 

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 02:18 AM

19. get well soon

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 02:29 AM

20. How sad is it that I know what alopecia is.

Good to see you, MFM.

Is it your B'day or am I misunderstanding?

Bad Ass Fucking Immortal Middle Finger Mom.

and who is Tim Michner?

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Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #20)

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 03:22 AM

22. teasing about the birthday

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Genius >>>:
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #22)

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 03:38 AM

23. haha. that was great. thanks for it.

suffering from neck down alopecia. yep. Genius. Bell Curve and all.

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2013, 10:01 AM

24. Let's hope the cure doesn't kill ya, then.

French skiing gymnasts, hmmm....

-- Mal

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