I'm thinking of addressing everyone as "toots" from now on.

[Orrex]

What do you think, toots?

[Snarkoleptic]

1. I believe you are onto something!

I'm going to run with that one and will also refer to those I wish to deride as "saps".
C'mon toots, lets cut a rug, those wallflowers are saps.
It makes me feel like a 40's mob-type.

[Dr. Strange]

2. You and what army?

[nolabear]

11. I dunno, "Dr. Toots Strange" has that je ne sais quoi.

[Locut0s]

3. In thinking of addressing everyone as "your holy splendiferous magnificence" from now on...

What do you think, your holy splendiferous magnificence?

[Orrex]

4. Sounds like a great idea, toots

You'll definitely be a boost to people's self-esteem.

[CrawlingChaos]

5. I like this plan

I don't know why, but I do.

[progressoid]

6. Can I be a Maytal?

[geardaddy]

13. That was my first thought!

Saw them in concert last year. Amazing!

[whistler162]

7. Isn't that sweet.

[LiberalEsto]

8. A tiny suggestion, Your splendiferous magnificence

Try to refrain from addressing large angry individuals with chronic flatulence as "toots".

[Xyzse]

9. Actually for a while, I called everyone "sweetie"

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Didn't work out.
Lasted for about a week or two.

[In_The_Wind]

10. Works for me.

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[nolabear]

12. Dr. Toots Strange took an hour getting the stiletto out of his nostril.

This could work...