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bif

(22,685 posts) Sat Jan 4, 2014, 10:12 AM Jan 2014

A good one I heard on New Year's Eve...

And lots of other good quotes:

http://whatijustheard.blogspot.com

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A good one I heard on New Year's Eve... (Original Post) bif Jan 2014 OP

I like the Woody Allen quote about life. panader0 Jan 2014 #1

An old Borscht Belt joke. bif Jan 2014 #2

panader0

(25,816 posts)

1. I like the Woody Allen quote about life.

Reply to bif (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 02:48 PM

Jan 2014

He compares life to two old women talking in their nursing home:
" The food here is awful." says one. "I know, and such small portions." replies the other.

bif

(22,685 posts)

2. An old Borscht Belt joke.

Reply to panader0 (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 4, 2014, 06:21 PM

Jan 2014

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