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Redfairen

(1,276 posts)
Mon Jan 6, 2014, 07:22 PM Jan 2014

'Needing sexy lady for live buffet'

aka shit you find on craigslist in Oklahoma.

http://m.newsok.com/needing-sexy-lady-for-live-buffet-reads-oklahoma-craigslist-ad-to-end-all-craigslist-ads/article/3921045

Oh boy. It’s Sunday night and I’m perusing Facebook, right? And I see a friend of mine share this craigslist ad from a Norman chef looking for a woman to help him serve clients at a private dinner party.

But it can’t just be any woman. She has to be “exceptionally clean and fit” — and willing to lie on a table while food is served off her nude body.

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/fbh/4271868972.html

"I am a chef in Norman. I do small private parties and dinners. I need an assistant that can help during plating and service during private dinners and also help take care of buffets for larger party events. I would like to be able to offer a live model buffet. You would also at times lie on the Buffet with food being served off your nude body. You must be exceptionally clean and fit. Please respond with your interest and any questions about this position. This is a serious search for me, not a game. You will get paid hourly plus tips based on your experience although I am requiring no previous experience due to the unique quality I am looking for at this time. I will train you completely."

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'Needing sexy lady for live buffet' (Original Post) Redfairen Jan 2014 OP
I have a couple of jokes ready to fire off, but LeftofObama Jan 2014 #1
Why is it always sushi ? jakeXT Jan 2014 #2
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