Sorry, But Your Cat Is Actually A Total Jerk. It's Just Science.
The Huffington Post | By Renee Jacques
Posted: 01/07/2014 3:25 pm EST | Updated: 01/08/2014 11:06 am EST
Your cat hears you, but she won't do what you tell her to.
Some cats actually hate the only thing they're good for: Cuddling.
Just because a cat rubs against you doesn't mean it likes you.
Your antisocial cat may not even be the smartest pet in your house.
One of your cat's favorite ways to "kiss" is through a distant gaze you probably don't even know she's giving.
Your love for cats could make you the butt of society's jokes.
If you die alone with your cat, it won't hesitate to eat you.
Cats don't give a damn about sugar and spice and all that's nice.
And that could be part of why it's such a vicious killer.
Your cat makes you clean up toxic poop.
Their poop could make you like cats so much that you start hoarding them.
As if that wasn't enough, cats also use their purring to further control you.
Your cat cleans herself because she thinks you stink.
Also, this is what a wet cat looks like.
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