If that's how you're going to be, then here are some dumb jokes about poles:
Inspired by a Lounge thread inspired by a Lounge thread inspired by a GD thread.
If these jokes aren't dumb, I'd like to know what is:[hr]Q. Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
A. Because they can only see in color
Apple has released a new product for holding together small electronic gadgets made of ice. They call it the iGloo.
Did you hear about the new colon-cleansing diet based on fiber grown above the Arctic Circle.
They call it the Northwest Passage.
Neuroscientists have identified the portion of the brain that enables architects to design cathedrals to withstand Michigan winters. The official name is the polar vortex narthex cortex.
Then there was the team of intrepid explorers who reached the South Pole and realized that they were hopelessly lost and facing in different directions.
“Which way is north?” asked one.
“This way,” said the rest.
Feel free to contribute! It's comedy gold, I tell ya!
