You know what would be awesome? It would be simply awesome if ...

[struggle4progress]

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	... I could adopt some baby T. Rex for pets
	2 (67%)
	... my brother volunteered to colonize Mars
	0 (0%)
	... women had three breasts
	0 (0%)
	... people who posted stupid online polls got sent to jail
	0 (0%)
	... somebody attached jet engines to a gigantic boomerang
	0 (0%)
	... weasels ripped my flesh
	0 (0%)
	... my boss paid me to smoke pot and post in Teh Lounge all day
	1 (33%)
	... deep-fried chocolate bacon ice cream cones were available for breakfast
	0 (0%)
	... Sasquatch ever released her secret jam sessions with Elvis
	0 (0%)
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[Xyzse]

1. I don't even have to smoke.

I mean, I really don't, but I would love to have the option.
I had to be a little bit realistic.

[Martin Eden]

2. a vote for the late great Frank Zappa!

But to tell the truth, I really don't want weasels to rip my flesh

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. deep-fried chocolate bacon ice cream cones were available for breakfast

that.sounds.awesome.

[struggle4progress]

8. I really thought that option would get more votes

[GoCubsGo]

4. I once had a weasel rip my flesh.

Well, it was a ferret, but they're in the weasel family. Close enough. And, it was more like punctured flesh than ripped flesh. He drew blood. That's all that matters. The experience was not "awesome", needless to say.

This particular ferret only ever bit me and his female owner. He never bit the woman's husband. I don't recall hearing that he ever sunk his teeth into anyone else.

[Rowdyboy]

5. If my brother colonized Mars, I'd have a cheap and interesting place to visit on weekends....

[Brigid]

6. I had to vote for #4.

I just had to.

[struggle4progress]

7. I tried to offer poll options for a wide variety of DUers

I do seem to have forgotten to mention inflatable sheep, but fortunately nobody has complained about that oversight