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http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/01/witness_told_police_jets_tight_end_kellen_winslow_jr_was_masturbating_in_his_car.html
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A PSA. The ugly downside of masturbating in your car in a Target parking lot (Original Post)
Kaleva
Jan 2014
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NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)1. "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console"
Not one, but TWO containers of Vaseline. Open.
By the time police arrived, an officer found Winslow allegedly "slouched in his seat and moving around." Winslow sprang to an upright position when the officer arrived. When the cop asked Winslow what he was doing, Winslow allegedly said he was looking for Boston Market but was lost.
The cop noticed Winslow was wearing "dark colored" sweatpants and wrote that "his genitals were not exposed." But the cop also noticed "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console" and plastic bags marked "Mr. Happy" and empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" scattered throughout the vehicle.
Winslow allegedly told police he smoked the "Mr. Happy" and "Funky Monkey" at his home to relax because the NFL doesn't drug test for it, and that he buys the stuff on the internet and at gas stations. Police say he consented to a vehicle search, and after a few items were seized into evidence, Winslow was free to go.
The cop noticed Winslow was wearing "dark colored" sweatpants and wrote that "his genitals were not exposed." But the cop also noticed "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console" and plastic bags marked "Mr. Happy" and empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" scattered throughout the vehicle.
Winslow allegedly told police he smoked the "Mr. Happy" and "Funky Monkey" at his home to relax because the NFL doesn't drug test for it, and that he buys the stuff on the internet and at gas stations. Police say he consented to a vehicle search, and after a few items were seized into evidence, Winslow was free to go.
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)11. Two different rides in the amusement park
Just sayin'
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)2. He was looking for
Boston Market because they were having a special on the pulled pork sandwiches...
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)3. Any word on the condition of that poor chicken? nt
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)12. Yes
Go home.
sarge43
(28,940 posts)5. Forget it Jake. It's New Jersey. n/t
edbermac
(15,933 posts)6. Hacking inside Target and whacking outside Target.
They can't catch a break these days.
Baitball Blogger
(46,676 posts)7. That's why I pay everything with plastic.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,576 posts)8. Is there an upside?
hibbing
(10,094 posts)9. and with "synthetic marijuana"
I swear this country is screwed up when people are buying this fake weed, K2 garbage, instead of being allowed to buy the real stuff. All kinds of stories on the news here about people dying from the stuff, of course who knows with the what passes as local "news" anymore.
Peace
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)10. Did they also arrest Mr. Happy? n/t
Kaleva
(36,241 posts)13. I don't think so.
According to the article, Winslow "smoked' Mr. Happy and the Funky Monkey but it doesn't say anything more about them.
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