Poem: Chris Christie

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I thought this was cute when I read it On Salon-
By,Dylan111 4 hours ago:

I'm Governor Christie, specifically Chris

Give me a hard time and you know I'll be pissed.

If you do not support me, if worse I feel dissed,

Prepare to end up on my enemies list.

Lanes closing, no funding. . .well, you get the gist:

A chance for some payback will never be missed.

My staff I have dumped; in the wind they now twist,

But New Jerseyans love me, so I won't be dismissed.

(And if you don't like it, my a$$ you can kiss.)