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dipsydoodle

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Wed Jan 22, 2014, 09:01 AM Jan 2014

On his morning walk, a doctor noticed this old lady.



She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have unprotected sex, and I don't exercise at all. "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-six," she replied.
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On his morning walk, a doctor noticed this old lady. (Original Post) dipsydoodle Jan 2014 OP
*snort* Lil Missy Jan 2014 #1
Looks pretty good to me, then again it might just be the tiara. n/t A Simple Game Jan 2014 #2
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