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Sat Jan 25, 2014, 01:45 PM

A joke...about an 80 year old man...and an affair..(and it is a very old joke too)

An 80-year-old man hobbles into confession and says to the
priest,"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11
grandchildren. Last night I had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. I
made love with both of them............ Twice." The priest said, "Well
my
son, when was the last time you were in confession?
"Never Father, I'm
Jewish." "Jewish! Then, why are you telling me?" asks the priest
"Telling You??
... I'm telling everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply A joke...about an 80 year old man...and an affair..(and it is a very old joke too) (Original post)
Stuart G Jan 2014 OP
Boom Sound 416 Jan 2014 #1
orleans Jan 2014 #2
FloridaJudy Jan 2014 #3
Stuart G Jan 2014 #4

Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:45 PM

1. Shot that joke for an HBO series about 15 years ago

 

Good stuff

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Sun Jan 26, 2014, 04:47 AM

2. funny. n/t

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Sun Jan 26, 2014, 02:27 PM

3. And another...

A cop sees an old man sobbing his heart out on a park bench, and approaches the Senior "What's wrong?"

"I'm 85 years old", the man replies, "..and I'm married to a 26 year old Supermodel. Every night when I get home, she cooks me a four-star gourmet meal, and pours me a generous drink of single-blend whiskey. After, she draws me a bubble bath and lovingly scrubs me from head to toe. Then we go to bed and have mad, passionate sex two or three times..."

"Holy cow!" says the policeman. "Then why are you crying?"

"I can't remember where I live!"

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Response to FloridaJudy (Reply #3)

Sun Jan 26, 2014, 02:32 PM

4. Wonderful..thanks for that one...

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