25 Completely Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

[warrior1]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/completely-scientific-reasons-women-live-longer-than-men

Because of stuff like this:



Because most men have no idea how to get from point A to point B:



Because 8 out of 10 men have no idea how escalators work:



Make that 9 out of 10:



Or how pools work:



Because men can’t even beat inanimate objects in a fight:



Because they easily fall for tricks and traps:



Because they can’t be trusted, even in trust falls:



Because to them, simple household tasks are matters of life and death:



Especially if it involves ladders:



Even something as simple as moving a couch becomes a deadly activity:



And don’t even get them started with ramps. Once you give a man a ramp, it’s game over. He’s done.



And if you add a crane to the mix? Just start etchin’ up that headstone right now:

[sharp_stick]

1. Hilarious

I had to watch the Saran Wrap one a few times to figure out what the hell was the matter with the guy doing the chasing.

[Boom Sound 416]

2. Wait. The lawn mower technique is

Impossible to defend, if done right

[LeftofObama]

3. Dang! Those guys in the pool!

What could possibly go wrong?

[anasv]

4. inanimate object

Was there a baby in that thing??

[NewJeffCT]

5. I think I'm getting vertigo

just watching that guy on the ladder hanging over the ledge.