Signs you live in the 21st Century

[Scuba]

-- You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.

-- You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you can't name your next-door neighbor.

-- When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to "credit or debit" -- what the hell is "cash"?

-- You think "music in the air" refers to free downloads.

-- You lose touch with any family member who doesn't have an email address.

-- Second-day delivery takes way too long.

-- You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.

-- You think that life is a lame game, but at least it has cool graphics

[femmocrat]

1. I must be stuck in the 20th century then.

None of those remotely applies to me.