What haircut should you actually have?

[magical thyme]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/what-haircut-should-you-actually-have

You got: blunt bangs.

Mysterious and kittenish, you’re an enigma wrapped up in an enigma. Which is why you never want to give anyone the benefit of looking into your eyes and knowing exactly what you mean or what you’re thinking. A blunt curtain of fringe will frame your face and preserve your aura of inscrutability.

[MindMover]

1. Personally starting to see the many advantages of going hairless ...

[fizzgig]

2. bowl cut

my hair is buzzed down to less than half an inch.

[femmocrat]

4. Me too.

I would look like a freakin' lunatic with a bowl cut. Reminds me of one of the Three Stooges.


You got: a bowl cut.

You’re eccentric and forever imbued with a childlike sense of wonder. Your friendly and adorable personality needs a haircut that’s just as cute to match.

[fizzgig]

6. my mother gave me a bowl cut for years

and then progressed to a mullet. i had some bad hair as a child.

[HarveyDarkey]

3. I don't think this is a quiz for guys

[UTUSN]

5. Here's a "mohawk" joke (real life)

So back when, there was this heart catherization, where they stick a tube up your (right side thigh), so they have to shave down there, and the female nurses cheer you up and attempt to soothe the nerves, and there was this bedsheet tent over you with the open flap at the passerby aisle end, and the tech/dude was down there shaving and they tell you that a medical principle is that "what you do to ONE side you have to do to BOTH sides."

So when the dude was shaving and started to comment on (whatever) I said, "Don't talk to me while you're down there!1" So when he was doing the BOTH sides, the giggling nurses at the open flap side said, "They're giving you a MOHAWK!1 Tee-HEE!1"

[840high]

7. Exactly what I do have

You got: a short crop with swoopy bangs.
Mario Anzuoni / Reuters / Peter Lindbergh for Louis Vuitton
You’re brash and impossibly charming, which is why you need a stylish, modern haircut to suit your awesome personality. Everyone around you will be elated to see how much better they can see your animated and entertaining facial expressions with your new short hai

[valerief]

8. You got: a pixie cut.

You could really wear ANY type of hairstyle, but your delicate sensibilities and natural grace would really be suited to a shorter hairstyle. You have much better things to do, whether it’s daydreaming or writing the next Great American Novel, than to be fiddling with your appearance so a low-maintenance hairstyle would really suit you best.

[pablo_marmol]

9. Even though I'm a guy, I've taken so many of these polls lately I decided to take it anyway

out of curiosity.

I ended up with the 'Undercut' -- with the following description which actually fits!

"Frenetic and unwieldy, you’re completely unpredictable. You’re the first one to start the party and the last one to leave it. But every up has its down for you, as moodiness can sometimes take its toll. The second you’re sick of this look, you’ll be shaving your head."

[2theleft]

10. I got long waves...

which is funny... I had short hair from 4 years told up until almost 30 and then grew it. It's like my hair finally felt "right"...

You need a long, flowing mane to go with your chill vibes and free spirit. But despite your carefree attitude, you feel things incredibly deeply and don’t respond well to change. Which is why once you’ve got your long, beautiful hair, you’re very unlikely to ever change it.


Now, about changing it... I go back and forth and have been known to whack it off to super short or chin length on occassion, but I always end up growing it back out!

[MrMickeysMom]

11. I got: short bob… and it's funny...

I'm taking my hair from short pixie to a bob right now… Hmmm...