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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWould you lend a hand if I told you I was drowning?
Or would you just write a song about it like that asshole Phil Collins?
rug
(82,333 posts)and you were a lady.
Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)while you sing me a song.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)I'm not even going to listen if you don't try harder.
panader0
(25,816 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)progressoid
(49,978 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)Autumn
(45,055 posts)something to hold on to. A person needs that when things are stressful as I imagine drowning would be.
Throd
(7,208 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
antiquie
(4,299 posts)what you were drowning in.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)There would be a crowd helping him out!
UTUSN
(70,680 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)UTUSN
(70,680 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)I'm egocentric that way.
UTUSN
(70,680 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)Corgigal
(9,291 posts)Give the guy a break, he wrote that song after his first wife dumped him for the interior designer. That he paid for by touring.
He just wrote a song about her, he didn't make her a investigation discovery hour long special.
monmouth3
(3,871 posts)Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)... like that asshole Phil Collins.
But, I'll be honest with you. I find it damn hard to get anything to rhyme with 'Taterguy'.
I can't use "I guess I won't be seeing you later, guy" more than once.
Kaleva
(36,294 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)I don't think so.
Avalux
(35,015 posts)If I lend a hand you might pull me in, and I'm just not ready for that sort of commitment.
Dr. Strange
(25,919 posts)They're strong--he's a drummer.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)He quit drumming because his hands were too fucked up from all the drumming.
You really shouldn't post if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Dr. Strange
(25,919 posts)What was the Genesis of that, I wonder?
#AwesomeMusicPun
#PhilCollinsSucks
#WhyDontMoreDUersUseHashtags
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Unless your day job is making insipid comments on message boards.
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)If you're drowning, I'm nowhere near you. I hate water. Not to mention, if I was close enough to lend you a hand, you wouldn't need to 'tell' me you were drowning, I'd see you flailing about in the water. I'd definitely tell someone else to lend you a hand, if that helps.
I think your best bet is to stay away from water.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)I love the stuff.
Taking a big swig of it right now.
how long do you want to borrow it?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)ok?
nolabear
(41,959 posts)enough to make me forgive both Tom Cruise AND Phil Collins. Almost.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)That scene in Days of Thunder that they said took place in Charlotte but was filmed at Junior Johnson's place.
Errors in geography bug the hell out of me.
Wolf Frankula
(3,600 posts)I can't swim worth shit.
Wolf
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Mostly because it's almost impossible to sweat while swimming.
Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)What else do you want?
Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)You think I should save people for free?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)You're a contemptible excuse for a human being.
malthaussen
(17,186 posts)In Yangtze Patrol, Kemp Tolley tells us a yarn about an old Chinese gentleman who fell into the river one day. The Yankee gunboat dropped a boat to go pull him out, but before they could get there, a group of young Chinese rowed up to the guy. Tolley says there was considerable argument with the gentleman, and then the young fellows rowed away. When the Yankee boat got there, Tolley asked what all the fuss was about, and the gent replied "Those young gangsters wanted five dollars to rescue me. I'm an old man, I'm not worth five dollars!"
Take it as you will...
-- Mal
Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)Otherwise, you're on your own.
IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)and then drop my end of it. Like a Repuke, I wouldn't want you to grow parasitic and unwilling to fend for yourself. If you can't swim, you don't eat - or something like that, I forget.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,306 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ohhhhhhh, I'm so scared.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)Who did you think you were replying to?
orleans
(34,049 posts)raptor_rider
(1,014 posts)I'll get deleted again.
Love ya Tater!!!!
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)I'd drown too.