In praise of taterguy and hemorrhoid cream!

[Kaleva]

The ex is coming home today thus I have alot to do and can't spend much time here so I'll combine what should be two separate and unrelated posts into one.

taterguy is one of a kind and I enjoy reading his posts here. Got to give him kudos for having a DU rule named after him too. The oft used "taterguy exception to the rule" rule!

As for hemorrhoid cream, just how miserable would sufferers from hemorrhoids be if there wasn't this ointment to smear with their own fingers on their burning butt hole?

A tip of the hat to taterguy and hemorrhoid cream!!!

Rock on!!

[LynneSin]

1. Two Words - George Brett

Maybe Taterguy is George Brett?

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/list/distractions/031022.html

[Kaleva]

2. I wouldn't put it past taterguy trying to use his 'roids in an effort to distract us....

from the real issues.

That's assuming he actually has hemorrhoids and is trying to distract us.

[LynneSin]

3. Would Taterguy be able to inspire Lorde to write a song about him???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Brett#Legacy

The song "Royals" was inspired by singer/songwriter Lorde seeing a photo of Brett in an issue of National Geographic.[12]

[taterguy]

10. Ahem

This is the song that I was the inspiration for:

[LynneSin]

16. It says an error occurred please try again later

oh my!

[taterguy]

19. Your browser errors don't concern me

[Aerows]

15. I'm just always pleased to see

the "this thread needs more cowbell" gif.

[Ron Obvious]

4. Yes

"These hemorrhoids are a real pain in the neck" -- Yogi Berra.

In my case, I think I've been sitting in the same position too long and I'm suffering a case of... numbass.

[LynneSin]

5. Aren't you off somewhere looking at deviant porn while listening to "Seasons in the Sun"

just saying

[Ron Obvious]

6. I can multi-task, you know.

I've certainly learnt a lesson about sharing something deeply personal and expecting support on this site.

Hurt and disappointed,

-Ron

[LynneSin]

7. Hey you weren't the only one

Another DUer prefers Muskrat Love though

[Ron Obvious]

8. That's just sick. n/t

[LynneSin]

9. Yeah I know. At least you're just corny but not a furry

[easychoice]

11. Taterguy should always be mentioned

when you are speaking of your hemorrhoids.

[Baitball Blogger]

18. "While eating his Cheerios, Little Johnny McQuinty pondered the anatomical incompatiblities

between douche bags and hemorrhoid creams."

[easychoice]

20. LMAO

I have heard that from others.

[winter is coming]

12. Completely unrelated things, huh?

I was expecting a "numb ass" joke.

[Kaleva]

13. Yes. COMPLETELY unrelated.

[nolabear]

14. ...

[In_The_Wind]

17. We know taterguy doesn't have a numb ass.

He posted a thread asking ... why his butt tingles.