Guy builds biggest fart machine ever, plans to fart at France with it

[T_i_B]

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/guy-builds-the-biggest-fart-machine-ever-1608988402/+ericlimer

Colin Furze wants to build a giant butt and fart at France from Dover. That's why he has built the biggest valveless pulse jet machine ever—these engines powered the Nazi V-1 bombs that terrified London during WW2 making an infernal noise that sounds like a furious fart from hell.

Now that the engine is done he's actually going to build a gigantic butt, install the machine in its anus, put the whole thingamajig on the cliffs of Dover, point it at France, and fart on July 24—around 6-7pm local time—to see if the frenchies at the other side of the channel can hear it.

[CBGLuthier]

1. Or in their general direction

[T_i_B]

2. Must.....not....quote.....Holy......Grail..............

Must resist the urge......

[Initech]

6. Damn it! Beat me to it!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Is his mother a hamster?

[CBGLuthier]

15. I do not know,but I have it on good authority his father smells of....

Oh, you know.

[A HERETIC I AM]

17. The larger question is.....

Has he ever wiped an animal food trough while empty headed?

[pipi_k]

3. I hope he includes

a few hundred pounds of cow dung.

What's a gigantic fart without a bit of splatter?

[Xyzse]

4. Gotta love immaturity.

[dr.strangelove]

5. I hope it smells of elderberries

this is funny

[clarice]

7. I wonder if this will lower their gas prices. nt

[KamaAina]

8. Can he make it fart the Marseillaise?

A music-hall performer named Le Petomane did just that. If the name sounds familiar, it's probably because the makers of Blazing Saddles chose to honor him with the bogus "Le Petomane Thruway".

[T_i_B]

9. The Marsseillaise? How very dare you!

This is an English arse, and as such should be trumping out English patriotic songs...

God Save The Queen
Rule Britannia
Land of Hope & Glory

That sort of thing. Something to keep UKIP voters on the South Coast from complaining about the smell.

[KamaAina]

11. His target audience is the French

[T_i_B]

12. My point exactly!

[jmowreader]

18. The Le Petomane Thruway was named after the governor

The governor, William J. Le Petomane, was named after the performer.

Now, has anyone got a dime?

[Ron Obvious]

10. We must build a bigger one of our own

We can't let this Fart Gap stand!

[Arugula Latte]

13. What happened to the USA?! We used to have the #1 military-intestinal complex in the world.

[T_i_B]

21. You could always get some of your republicans.....

.....to talk out of their arses. They seem quite good at that.

Mind you, the same can also be said for most of our politicians as well.

[LiberalEsto]

16. How do they know the French aren't building their own device?

and stocking it with this:

[T_i_B]

19. And we have some footage of the fart here!

On this DU thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018643711

[Jamaal510]

20. Why? eom