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Itchinjim

(3,084 posts) Wed Jul 30, 2014, 07:07 PM Jul 2014

Just heard at work that they plan to fire us all ...

and replace us with Oompa-Loompas.

Nice immigration policy Obama! Not!

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Just heard at work that they plan to fire us all ... (Original Post) Itchinjim Jul 2014 OP

They prefer to be called orangish citizens of short stature NightWatcher Jul 2014 #1

Do you at least get a song? nt ohnoyoudidnt Jul 2014 #2

Will your severance be in candy? Nt hack89 Jul 2014 #3

You work for the Hamilton-Boehner group? whistler162 Jul 2014 #4

Meh...we don't fire people around here... Wounded Bear Jul 2014 #5

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da TBF Jul 2014 #6

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

1. They prefer to be called orangish citizens of short stature

Reply to Itchinjim (Original post)

Wed Jul 30, 2014, 07:11 PM

Jul 2014

Don't be a bigot

ohnoyoudidnt

(1,858 posts)

2. Do you at least get a song? nt

Reply to Itchinjim (Original post)

Wed Jul 30, 2014, 07:28 PM

Jul 2014

hack89

(39,171 posts)

3. Will your severance be in candy? Nt

Reply to Itchinjim (Original post)

Wed Jul 30, 2014, 08:01 PM

Jul 2014

whistler162

(11,155 posts)

4. You work for the Hamilton-Boehner group?

Reply to Itchinjim (Original post)

Wed Jul 30, 2014, 08:13 PM

Jul 2014

Wounded Bear

(58,603 posts)

5. Meh...we don't fire people around here...

Reply to Itchinjim (Original post)

Thu Jul 31, 2014, 07:21 AM

Jul 2014

We just make work so miserable you'll want to quit.

TBF

(32,012 posts)

6. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da

Reply to Itchinjim (Original post)

Thu Jul 31, 2014, 07:41 AM

Jul 2014

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Maybe you can sing it to the boss?

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