Florida couple ‘trapped’ in unlocked closet for two days

[struggle4progress]

It took two days for a Florida man who thought he was trapped in an unlocked janitor's closet with a woman to call 911 on his cellphone ... John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, realized they could have opened the door to the closet at Daytona State College and walked out at any time ... The pair told police they were chased into the closet on Sunday but Arwood didn't dial 911 until Tuesday ... The pair were found inside the closet along with feces and copper scouring pads ...

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[Tobin S.]

1. That woman looks terrible.

[struggle4progress]

2. She's been trapped in a closet. That might be traumatic for anyone.

[Tobin S.]

3. Uh, yeah.

Trapped in there...with a two day supply of crack will probably take a toll on you.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. She wasn't "trapped"

She was, along with her partner, too stupid to open the damned door.

[KMOD]

5. Plus she chased in there.

Obviously so traumatized and frightened, she was afraid to even check her cellphone.

So scared, she pooped, right there, in the closet.

How was she to know the door wasn't locked?





Edit to add winky face, so you know I got your humor.


ok, (sarcasm off) I do hope they get the help, they obviously need.

[murielm99]

6. Florida Man strikes again!

[Taitertots]

7. New prank. Pretend the closet door is locked and see if you can keep them in for two days

Just hope they don't actually try to open the door themselves.

Bonus points if you can convince them to call the police to let you out.

[lame54]

8. Why bother to arrest them...

They're obviously escape artist
they'll be on the lam in no time

[onethatcares]

9. I wanna

be her tattoo artist.