We may already have the best headline of 2015

[Recursion]

Farmer Forced to Destroy Nazi-Bred Super Cows After They Try to Kill Farm Staff

I'm not saying there won't be a better headline, just that that has already set the bar very high.



Be afraid.

[Renew Deal]

1. Fuhrerious Nazi Super Cows make tasty SSausages

[Coventina]

2. That is full of win!

Thanks so much for sharing!!!

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. We should pin this...

can people add to a pinned post???

Then we can add headlines, and vote on them next year.

[Recursion]

4. I love this idea. A permanent "best headline yet" thread. (nt)

[Yavin4]

5. "Nazi-Bred Super Cows"????

Yes. I don't see anything beating that out.

[surrealAmerican]

6. If they're "Nazi-Bred Super Cows" ...

... how many generations have farmers been maintaining this breed, presumably without this problem?

... still, great headline anyway.

[pinboy3niner]

7. They changed the headline

It now reads:

Nazi super cows: British farmer forced to destroy half his murderous herd of bio-engineered Heck cows after they try to kill staff

Photo caption: "They became so aggressive a UK farmer was forced to turn half of them into sausages"

[rurallib]

8. and not a one of them has a little mustache

[panader0]

9. Nazis breed with cows?