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Dr. Strange

(25,919 posts) Thu Jan 8, 2015, 07:08 PM Jan 2015

For the record, I do NOT leave the toothpaste cap off of the tube.

Orrex, that Baron Harkonnen to my Kwisatz Haderach, has been spreading falsehoodities about me. Don't listen to his oval, elfin face!

FFS, I haven't used toothpaste since Kindergarten!

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For the record, I do NOT leave the toothpaste cap off of the tube. (Original Post) Dr. Strange Jan 2015 OP

I'm afraid to ask, but what DO you use? LiberalEsto Jan 2015 #1

I do NOT use that...whatever it is. Dr. Strange Jan 2015 #3

What is a toothpaste cap ? /nt jakeXT Jan 2015 #2

Something toothpaste wears on its head to keep it warm? Dr. Strange Jan 2015 #4

I'm confused. LiberalAndProud Jan 2015 #5

Ha! Dr. Strange Jan 2015 #7

Sorry, but I'm with Orrex on this one. KMOD Jan 2015 #6

I tie my shoelaces just like he does. Dr. Strange Jan 2015 #8

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

1. I'm afraid to ask, but what DO you use?

Reply to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Thu Jan 8, 2015, 07:37 PM

Jan 2015

This?

Dr. Strange

(25,919 posts)

3. I do NOT use that...whatever it is.

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 8, 2015, 07:54 PM

Jan 2015

Although if I did, I would totally leave the top off.

jakeXT

(10,575 posts)

2. What is a toothpaste cap ? /nt

Reply to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Thu Jan 8, 2015, 07:54 PM

Jan 2015

Dr. Strange

(25,919 posts)

4. Something toothpaste wears on its head to keep it warm?

Reply to jakeXT (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 8, 2015, 07:57 PM

Jan 2015

I don't know--Orrex is probably making it up anyway. He's a total maker-upper.

LiberalAndProud

(12,799 posts)

5. I'm confused.

Reply to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2015, 01:19 AM

Jan 2015

Is this alert worthy? If called to jury, should I hide?

These are the questions I ask myself.

Dr. Strange

(25,919 posts)

7. Ha!

Reply to LiberalAndProud (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 9, 2015, 10:28 AM

Jan 2015

By posting in this thread, you are jury-proof! I don't have to worry about sending you cookies in an attempt to sway your judgment.

Sucker!

KMOD

(7,906 posts)

6. Sorry, but I'm with Orrex on this one.

Reply to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2015, 02:13 AM

Jan 2015

It be one thing if it was just your toothpaste cap issue.

But your shoelaces? Really? C'mon man.

Dr. Strange

(25,919 posts)

8. I tie my shoelaces just like he does.

Reply to KMOD (Reply #6)

Fri Jan 9, 2015, 10:31 AM

Jan 2015

It's just that when he's looking from in front of me, it looks like I'm tying them backwards. I tried explaining it to him, but he just sticks his fingers in his ears and starts quoting the brazillian joke.

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