The woman in the Bad Idea T-Shirts ad is distracting me.

[Frank Cannon]

If you have a donor star, you don't see her. But if you don't, she shows up on every other page. She's crazy beautiful, and she looks like she's about to fall out of her clothes.

I can't check out DU at work, because it looks like I'm on a porn site.

I suppose I could become a donor, but I would need a credit card for that, and then she wouldn't show up anymore at all. And that would make me sad.

I just don't know what to do.

[demmiblue]

1. Print out her picture and put it in a frame beside your computer.

You can even pretend that she is your girlfriend!

[In_The_Wind]

2. Good one.

[Frank Cannon]

4. My wife and my boss might appreciate that.

But I'm guessing probably not.

[rug]

3. I rarely log out.

But you convinced me.