British Man Convicted After Having Sex With A Mailbox

[marmar]

A man in Wigan, England, has been stamped as a sex offender after being found guilty of having sex with a mailbox.

Paul Bennett, 45, pleaded guilty on Thursday to two counts of indecent exposure and using threatening and abusive words with abusive behavior, the Mirror reports.

The plea stemmed from a Sept. 9 incident where he attempted to have sex with a mailbox in a public area.

Witnesses told the court they saw Bennett pull down his pants in a shopping arcade and start to publicly perform a sexual act on himself in public. ................(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/16/paul-bennett-sex-postbox_n_6487290.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[pinboy3niner]

1. He was just making sure his package got off

[NYC_SKP]

2. Nah, sex for pay. His check was in the mail.

[pinboy3niner]

4. He thought he was First Class but the mailbox said he only qualified as Third Rate

[NYC_SKP]

6. Packages that small should be delivered for FREE!

[DryHump]

15. Hahahahah!

[PassingFair]

3. Oh yes! Wait a minute, Mr. Postman!

[pipi_k]

5. Obviously

the mailbox's fault.

I mean, look at that! What a tease!!!

[abakan]

7. What? Did his sheep run away?

[Ron Obvious]

8. Translation errors

I suspect this wasn't a mailbox so much as a letterbox, i.e. a slot in the door.

In that case that would make this all perfectly understandable and forgiveable. After all, who hasn't, eh?

[Major Nikon]

12. Gives special delivery a whole new meaning

[olddots]

9. " Junk " mail ?

[sakabatou]

10. ...

[marmar]

11. duzy!

[Special Prosciuto]

13. I couldn't help but recall a Kliban cartoon from the 70s

[kairos12]

14. Dickens could have written about this.