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Daily cute: kitten has foolproof attack plan. Or not
Daily cute: kitten has foolproof attack plan. Or not
How to plan an attack on your feline friend. Step one: approach the target carefully, making sure to freeze whenever they might see you or suspect something. Step two: Prepare for attack when close enough. If the plan backfires and your target attacks first, revert to plan B: confuse them, whether this involves flaunting your hindquarters or standing on your head. Then retreat in the fastest way possible. Guaranteed to work every time.
"Sneak up, confuse, escape"
http://www.care2.com/go/z/e/Aldsc/zPTC/cgXN8
