Today is National Tell A Lie Day. Tell your best whopper...

[MrScorpio]

That was a lie.

Actually, National Tell A Lie Day is April 4th.

But it's not like that's going to stop you, right?

http://holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/April/tellalieday.htm

[TexasTowelie]

1. Why would a whooping crane want to know what I've lied about and do you think I confide in whoopers?

It's one of the following:

1) I've never had sex with that woman.

or

2) My penis is 10 inches long.

Now you'll have to find all of the other women besides that woman to determine which one is the whopper.

[MrScorpio]

2. I never fixed the title line of my OP nt

[TexasTowelie]

3. I see what you did there.

[GOLGO 13]

4. My father invented the question mark.

~ While I was growing up my family would summer in Rangoon so I could take luge lessons.

~ At the age of 12 1/2 I had my testicles ritualistic shaved by woman from Denmark. It was breathtaking I assure you. I suggest you try it.

~ When I misbehaved I was put into a burlap sack and beaten with a rake. Pretty standard stuff I know.

~ I won the great surfing national in Hawaii for the Jr. division back in 79 but I was disqualified when it was exposed I was 22 and just very short for my age. Surfing is everything to me. I regret nothing.

~ I was convicted in absentia for 27 years in Burma for having a undeclared copy of Esquire magazine while smuggling in 12 pds of uncut China White. This was when the English still controlled Burma so I may be in the clear now.

~ If your ever in NYC, I know a great place on the upper west side that makes a incredible latte, and if we get there after 11 PM you can watch me wrestle a large Swede woman.

[rurallib]

5. you have a definite future in lying

[BlancheSplanchnik]

11. heeeeeeeee!

[Brigid]

6. I'm the rightful Queen of England.

We were switched at birth.

[Xipe Totec]

7. I can't. I've never lied in my life. nt

[cloudbase]

8. Due to an accident, I've got a glass eye.

One night I got so drunk, the next morning both my eyes were bloodshot.

[Marie Marie]

9. I never eat chocolate.

[jmowreader]

10. Bush was the best president we ever had