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Bill USA

(6,436 posts)
Tue Mar 3, 2015, 09:23 PM Mar 2015

IF Airlines sold Paint - a reprise

this has been around for a while but maybe some haven't seen it. It's a pretty good comment on airline ticket pricing.. enjoy..

http://people.freebsd.org/~peter/airlines.txt

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?

Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things.

Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price?

Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different
prices up to $200 a gallon.

Customer: What's the difference in the paint?

Clerk: Oh, there isn't any difference; it's all the same paint.



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IF Airlines sold Paint - a reprise (Original Post) Bill USA Mar 2015 OP
ROFL! Thanks for posting! LiberalElite Mar 2015 #1
ROFL is right. THat's where I end up when I read it -- gasping for air! Bill USA Mar 2015 #2
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