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A skunk walks into a yard... (Original Post) Panich52 Mar 2015 OP
LOL! Suich Mar 2015 #1
indeed! rurallib Mar 2015 #2
I had a close encounter with a skunk once......several, actually.... lastlib Mar 2015 #3
That's a great story. In_The_Wind Mar 2015 #4
Well, the outsides were fine, absolutely no skunk odor! lastlib Mar 2015 #5
Ha In_The_Wind Mar 2015 #6
:) Who living in country hasn't had at least 1 run-in w/ skunk - even if it was just smelling one w Panich52 Mar 2015 #11
Got a big laugh out of me! She was beautiful too. nt Fla Dem Mar 2015 #7
ya got nerves of steel dude irisblue Mar 2015 #8
Ewww stinky toes! benld74 Mar 2015 #9
Hahahahaha! Met his match! WinkyDink Mar 2015 #10
Thought it might be the one about whistler162 Mar 2015 #12
lol Liberal_in_LA Mar 2015 #13
Very funny. mnhtnbb Mar 2015 #14
Sweet Jesus Human!,,,when was the last month you changed your socks ? BlueJazz Mar 2015 #15

lastlib

(23,141 posts)
3. I had a close encounter with a skunk once......several, actually....
Fri Mar 6, 2015, 11:02 PM
Mar 2015

A cold, snowy, February day, I had to go down in our woods to look for a cow that we thought was about to have a calf. Walking along, I saw a mother skunk and four babies trundling along, all in a straight line with Mama in the lead, through the snow--heading straight for me. Remembering my grandfathers wise words--"skunks always have the right-of-way"--I stopped and stood perfectly still. Mama didn't deviate from her course; she led her four babies right over the toes of my boots! as if I wasn't even there! (I could've kicked every one of those skunks for a field goal! but, of course, would've been headed for the shower and a tomato-soup bath if I had....)

Since I had boots on, Mama made no comment about the smell of my feet.

lastlib

(23,141 posts)
5. Well, the outsides were fine, absolutely no skunk odor!
Fri Mar 6, 2015, 11:32 PM
Mar 2015

(the INsides of course, probably STILL smell, a quarter-century later! )

I never caught any scent of these critters, they had no odor to them, and didn't leave any scent on me. But THEY probably thought, "Yick, those humans smell horrible!"

Panich52

(5,829 posts)
11. :) Who living in country hasn't had at least 1 run-in w/ skunk - even if it was just smelling one w
Sat Mar 7, 2015, 01:17 PM
Mar 2015

while driving?

BF, her kids & I at my cabin. We'd painted kitchen floor & couldn't use back door. Asked one of kids (teen) to get something off patio. After about 90 secs she comes storming in front door & yells at me, "You did that on purpose!" Seems a skunk was enjoying scraps we'd tossed on leaves piled on patio before taking them up to burn pile. She'd turned corner & shone flashlight right on the skunk. At least she headed back around cabin before critter could react.

 

whistler162

(11,155 posts)
12. Thought it might be the one about
Sat Mar 7, 2015, 04:51 PM
Mar 2015

a skunk walks near Rush Limbaugh and then hurry's away to take 8 or 9 tomato juice bath's.

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