So...I buried a bunch of beer in the pile of snow outside my hotel room.

[A HERETIC I AM]

Poll Question;

Should I drink them all now, or leave one or two to be found by a lucky someone as the pile melts in the coming days?

No, it isn't special, snooty nosed craft microfuckingpretentious beer.

It is common, run of the mill truck driver beer. The kind you buy when you want a McDonalds Hamburger in the shape of a beer can.

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	Mr. Heretic, you are such a kind and generous sort, and you should gather those run of the mill beers and bring them promptly to my place.
	1 (11%)
	Mr. Heretic, you are such a kind and generous sort, you should leave one or two of them as a special treat for a lucky future hotel guest.
	2 (22%)
	Mr. Heretic, you are a complete scumbelly for not spending a mere buck fifty more for a decent brew, you cheap fuck.
	2 (22%)
	Mr. Heretic, you are a horrible scourge on the ecosystem, taking advantage of a pile of dirty, plow pushed snow in order to do your dirty work of cooling your beer. And at this hour of the morning?!? What are you? A maniac?
	1 (11%)
	Leave a couple, nitwit.
	0 (0%)
	Drink them, dumbass.
	3 (33%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[Optical.Catalyst]

1. Drink them all

We don't want any truck drivers on the road drinking beer.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. Done for the day. Good advice.

There is no text here. Do not read these words.

[Rhythm]

3. Hey... motel maids need beer, too!

I mean, they ~do~ have to clean up after ~you~, ya know...
*L*

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. LOL

I tip too!

And I ain't no slacker, either.

Too funny. I have stayed in literally...and I mean in a literal sense....thousands of different hotel rooms over the last 30 years. I have a VERY good idea what the houskeeping staff has to deal with. One of the most underappreciated service people in the world.

Human beings are fucking slobs!

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. I m absolutely THRILLED the majority of the votes so far....

call me both a dumbass and encourage me to drink more.

I am in love with the 44%

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. And BTW, Whoever voted for me to bring them over.....

Just send me a PM and we'll sort it out.


Hubba hubba.