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Orrex

(63,200 posts) Mon Mar 9, 2015, 12:01 PM Mar 2015

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I tried to hire a contractor

But the guy kept expanding.

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I tried to hire a contractor (Original Post) Orrex Mar 2015 OP

I like it! And it's timely, at least for me. Scuba Mar 2015 #1

Maybe you could try ... surrealAmerican Mar 2015 #2

You really want to prolong this nonsense? JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2015 #3

That's an angle I hadn't considered Orrex Mar 2015 #7

Now you're just being obtuse pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #8

Now you need a Cairopractor pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #4

No way. That last guy tried to sucker me into a pyramid scheme Orrex Mar 2015 #6

When you spot a bad actor it's time to walk like an Egyptian pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #15

I believe you are a detractor /nt jakeXT Mar 2015 #5

It all comes down to the root word. trof Mar 2015 #9

Oh, Deere! pinboy3niner Mar 2015 #10

I agree with trof. Just a tractor. Ptah Mar 2015 #11

I'm attracted to the tractor on percussion. trof Mar 2015 #12

You may need a shrink LiberalEsto Mar 2015 #13

Expanding the poked holes in an other wise crack seveneyes Mar 2015 #14

Locking. Dr. Strange Mar 2015 #16

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

1. I like it! And it's timely, at least for me.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 12:14 PM

Mar 2015

surrealAmerican

(11,360 posts)

2. Maybe you could try ...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 01:34 PM

Mar 2015

... a protractor instead.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,338 posts)

3. You really want to prolong this nonsense?

Reply to surrealAmerican (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 05:03 PM

Mar 2015

I'd look for a retractor.

Orrex

(63,200 posts)

7. That's an angle I hadn't considered

Reply to surrealAmerican (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 06:31 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

8. Now you're just being obtuse

Reply to Orrex (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 06:46 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

4. Now you need a Cairopractor

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 05:29 PM

Mar 2015

He'll have the contractor saying ankhle in no time.

Orrex

(63,200 posts)

6. No way. That last guy tried to sucker me into a pyramid scheme

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #4)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 06:30 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

15. When you spot a bad actor it's time to walk like an Egyptian

Reply to Orrex (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 08:54 PM

Mar 2015

And get your asp outta there.

jakeXT

(10,575 posts)

5. I believe you are a detractor /nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 05:32 PM

Mar 2015

trof

(54,256 posts)

9. It all comes down to the root word.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 07:03 PM

Mar 2015

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

10. Oh, Deere!

Reply to trof (Reply #9)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 07:06 PM

Mar 2015

Ptah

(33,024 posts)

11. I agree with trof. Just a tractor.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 07:10 PM

Mar 2015

trof

(54,256 posts)

12. I'm attracted to the tractor on percussion.

Reply to Ptah (Reply #11)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 07:39 PM

Mar 2015

YEAH!

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

13. You may need a shrink

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 08:42 PM

Mar 2015

seveneyes

(4,631 posts)

14. Expanding the poked holes in an other wise crack

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Mar 9, 2015, 08:49 PM

Mar 2015

Entropy lies like fruit flies like a banana speared by an arrow. Cupid never lies like a heart broken by the tomorrow that never comes. Paranoia has the ability one feeds it.

Dr. Strange

(25,919 posts)

16. Locking.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2015, 11:19 AM

Mar 2015

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