This prank site will send your enemies an edible bag of d**ks

[TexasTowelie]

Forget your anonymous glitterbombs. That's amateur-hour. Now there's Dicks by Mail, a service that literally sends a bag of dicks to anyone you choose.

For $15 plus shipping, this company will send an edible arrangement of gummy candies shaped like the male sexual organ to get your message across in a style that's impossible to ignore.

Every order comes with a message saying "Eat a bag of dicks." There is no customization allowed. "We feel its best if the same message is delivered to all. It keeps people guessing," reads the company's FAQ.

Customers remain completely anonymous troublemakers. Recipients get a bag of candy dicks. It's that easy.

You will remain anonymous and silently chuckle to yourself for years to come as you picture them slowly degrading into a shell of the person they once were, always questioning their lives "Who sent this to me?", "Are there more dicks on their way?" and "Why does this keep happening to me?!". Yes their slow decent into madness will be much tastier than the bag of candy dicks you sent to them.

What are you waiting for? Send a bag of dicks today!

Read more: http://www.dailydot.com/lol/dicks-by-mail/?fb=dd

[fizzgig]

1. i'm sending one of those to my best friend

[Fuddnik]

2. I wish I had this douchebags name and address.

The idiot who wrote this hateful note deserves a ton of them!

http://www.cleveland.com/nation/index.ssf/2015/03/ohio_amputee_told_shes_a_cry_b.html#incart_river

[pipi_k]

3. Hahahhaah!!! Did anyone

actually watch the video?

That last dick is...impressive.







PS...I might consider buying a bag-o-dicks for myself

[TexasTowelie]

4. Yes, and it made me

feel inadequate. I never had that problem before.

[Dont call me Shirley]

5. Gummy Dicks...

[Sherman A1]

6. Someone does come to mind

but, I will refrain from doing so. They deserve it most certainly, but I will simply enjoy the knowledge of what could be......