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"I don't want semen in my cheeseburger" (Original Post)
steve2470
Mar 2015
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In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)1. That's totally understandable.
Oh, and is never a great cake topping.
steve2470
(37,457 posts)2. I usually don't laugh out loud in real life from DU...
but that post made me laugh! OMG, I never dreamed anyone would actually do that, but I guess it does happen.
PassingFair
(22,434 posts)3. Secret Sauce
Don't want.
Initech
(99,915 posts)13. That's what makes it "secret".
orleans
(33,987 posts)4. oh gee, what a complainer!
lol
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)5. Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us...
steve2470
(37,457 posts)6. "Ma'am, please tell the guy in the back NO FREAKING SEMEN, please! Thanks!"
bwahahahahahahahaha
/juvenile joy off
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)7. She'll deserve a nice gratuity for singing THAT over the mike
steve2470
(37,457 posts)8. haha!
Like I said above, I don't usually LOL in real life, but hot damn that quote made me guffaw!
Skittles
(152,965 posts)9. context is everything
a coworker of mine who had been a waiter said a particularly obnoxious customer who loudly complained about his buns not being warm enough - well, the buns got warmed in some armpits
steve2470
(37,457 posts)10. haha! nt
Enrique
(27,461 posts)11. you got cheeseburger in my semen!
madinmaryland
(64,920 posts)12. I never saw that cumming!!