"Does your dog bite?"

[cherokeeprogressive]

This guy was driving in a rural area and stopped for gas. Going to the door to pay for his gas, he sees an old man in a chair with an old dog laying next to him.

"Does your dog bite?" he asks...

"Nope."

The guy leans to pet the dog; lo and behold the dog nearly tears the guy's hand off. After he finally gets his mangled hand out of the dog's mouth, he yells at the old man

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"

Old man says

"That's not my dog."

[NYC_SKP]

1. Classic!!!! See also, this old clip.

Love it!

[cherokeeprogressive]

3. Classic. Not much funnier material than Pink Panther stuff.

I heard the joke on XM. A man with a very thick Cajun accent was the comic.

He also told this joke:

My old friend Martin (pronounced Mar-taugh) had a sick mule. He happened to be one day in the local general store listening to the old men sit around the pot-bellied stove trading stories... Martin (pronounced Mar-taugh) approached the men and asked if any of them had any veterinary experience. One old boy asked what the problem was and Martin (pronounced Mar-taugh) told him he wasn't sure if the mule had colic or what. The old man asked Martin (pronounced Mar-taugh) if he had any turpentine. Martin (pronounced Mar-taugh) said yes. The old man tells Martin (pronounced Mar-taugh) that's what he gave his mule.

Martin (pronounced Mar-taugh) goes home, and pours his mule a quart of turpentine, which the mule promptly drinks. Two hours later, Martin (pronounced Mar-taugh) goes out to check on his mule. Dead as a doornail.

Martin (pronounced Mar-taugh) goes back to the general store and finds the old man.

"I thought you said I should give my mule turpentine! I did, and he's as dead as a doornail now!"

Old man says

"I never told you to give turpentine to your mule."

Martin (pronounced Mar-taugh) screams

"But you gave turpentine to YOUR mule!"

Old man says

"My mule died too."

[cwydro]

2. Old joke

but still funny!