Sadly, last Halloween MFM found that there IS a felony charge known as Redundancy in the 1st Degree.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Lionel Mandrake]

1. You can say that again, MFM,

You can say that again.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. !!!!!

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For the first time in a long time, I wish I were married so I could
honestly say, "You know, that night my whole wife flashed before
my eyes."
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[Lionel Mandrake]

5. If you were married,

your wife would do a lot more than that.

[New7up]

7. !

[marzipanni]

3. Is that a pack of pixels in your tights

or do you have elephantiasis?

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. To paraphrase from the greatest dialogue in filmdom history**:

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Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis
of his (DU) member? It's pretty tasty.
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Claire: No thank you.
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Bender: How does he ride a bike?
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Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked
like this?
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Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
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Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car...
although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his
(DU) member would ride shotgun.
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**"Breakfast, um... you know... Breakfast Club"
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[helderheid]

6. Sadly, no lessons were learned.

Spank!