Seriously if you are going to play your shitty pop music loudly Sunday morning....

[LynneSin]

I will make you suffer.

I have a great sound system and I own Barry Manilow's Greatest hits. I'm not afraid to turn that up loud.

And that's probably the best of the annoying music to drive 20-something's batshit crazy. Oh and the next door neighbor on my other side is deaf so she won't care.

[Lochloosa]

1. Got Swagger on right now.

[Lochloosa]

2. Throw this at them. It's is Sunday after all.

[LynneSin]

7. Sorry even when Johnny Cash is singing hymns he is still hip

wouldn't work

[LiberalElite]

3. Barry Manilow!!!!???

the musical equivalent of waterboarding, IMHO.

[LynneSin]

6. It was either that or Engelbert Humperdinck

But just in case I always have Myron Floren's Greatest Polka hits, which btw I love good Polka music!

[ProfessorGAC]

22. Isn't That An Oxymoron?

"Good Polka Music"? Does not compute!

[kiva]

4. Sunday Monring Coming Down

[Danmel]

5. Speaking of Barry Manilow

We were in the car, stopped at s light and there was a biker behind us. He had music blaring. Barry Manilow's "I made it through the rain," lol!

[Lizzie Poppet]

8. Heh...that's my tactic, too.

I've a hell of a system, as well...and a really diverse music collection that includes some "acquired taste" (shall we say) stuff.

"I'll see your Pitbull and raise you some Merzbow."

[Iggo]

9. Rack up Presence and crank that thing to eleven.

That's how you fight pop music.

Not with more pop music.

[LynneSin]

14. Nah, not playing something they might enjoy

i justed wanted them to realize I could be waaaaaassaay more annoying!

[hobbit709]

10. Back when Michael Jackson's Beat It was big

The kid next door was playing it outside on his boombox over and over at about 9 in the morning after I had pulled an all nighter. When I yelled at him to turn it down, he turned it up. I put on some Jefferson airplane and he turned it up. I put on Hendrix Purple Haze at 10 on the dial. He turned it off and went back inside his house

[panader0]

11. I live next to a BLM pond.

In bird season, the dove and quail hunters showed up and banged away. I tried many times to explain that the
pond was well within 1/4 mile of my house and that it was illegal to hunt there. I was met by pointed shotguns more than once.
So I backed up my truck, put Hendrix on full blast, and the birds flew away.
The Game Department finally put up no hunting signs.

[oasis]

13. Outstanding tactic.

[Nac Mac Feegle]

12. I had an upstairs apartment neighbor

playing some REALLY bad country - western REALLY loud, one quiet Sunday afternoon. You know the type; "My girl ran off with my horse and the dog wrecked the pickup and I'm hungover" - type stuff. Off key, and guitar out of tune.

I fired up the stereo system, cranked it up to 8, and put on "Ride of The Valkyrie" for a few minutes. They got the hint.

The next step was "Tubular Bells" at 9.

If they didn't get the idea after that, I was going Nuclear: Bagpipe music at 10.

Did I mention that the last two stages of my home-made stereo amplifier require a substantial amount of liquid nitrogen when going 'all the way'?

[Fla Dem]

19. Christmas songs as a last resort. nt

[Marie Marie]

21. Bagpipe music at 10?

You win!!!

[Initech]

15. Seriously, Rick Roll that shit!

Guarantee them to stop it!

[restorefreedom]

16. are you a fanilow?

i will admit to liking barry back in the day, even saw him in concert.

inconsiderate neighbors suck. i say crank up that baby...maybe start with can't smile without you and finish with mandy

that ought to have 20 somethings realtor shopping right quick!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. Opera.

I like opera (except Verdi), but most people don't. Especially 20-somethings who like shitty pop. Go with any of the Wagner Ring operas, or if you really want to freak them out, Alban Berg's Wozzeck. If you don't like this stuff yourself you will probably have to turn up the sound system and leave for awhile, but I guarantee they'll just hate it.

[malthaussen]

18. Put on some Helen Reddy and bar your doors

... and plug your ears. Or put on headphones and listen to some Zep on your computer while the neighbors suffer. Really, some "Greatest Records of the 70's" would have them burning you as a witch.

-- Mal

[WinkyDink]

20. I once tried that with Sousa marches. Didn't work.

[kwassa]

23. My in-laws met Barry backstage in Vegas.

They have the picture to prove it. Barry has had a little too much work done.

[Blue_Tires]

24. You better tell those dumb kids to play some Action Bronson or something...

[clamshells]

25. Bose Quiet Comfort 25 noise cancelling earphones

It was those or murder my neighbors. They are, to quote a review I read and agree with, awesome.