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Sun Oct 18, 2015, 04:08 PM

I just figured out why my phone has a feminine voice

I always thought it was because female voices are considered soothing and nurturing. You know, marketing stuff.

Then I tried the new AI and it said, "Listening" and I'm like, "Oh yeah. Nobody would believe that if a man had said it."

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Reply I just figured out why my phone has a feminine voice (Original post)
Nuclear Unicorn Oct 2015 OP
NewJeffCT Oct 2015 #1
rug Oct 2015 #2
pinboy3niner Oct 2015 #3
rug Oct 2015 #5
pinboy3niner Oct 2015 #6
edgineered Oct 2015 #4
trof Oct 2015 #7
malthaussen Oct 2015 #8
edgineered Oct 2015 #9

Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Sun Oct 18, 2015, 04:40 PM

1. No, if a man said he was listening

he would pretend he was listening, but not really pay attention.

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #1)

Sun Oct 18, 2015, 05:06 PM

2. My phone has a male voice. The only thing it can tell me is where to get beer.

 

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Response to rug (Reply #2)

Sun Oct 18, 2015, 05:18 PM

3. Where can I get a phone like that?

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 18, 2015, 05:52 PM

5. It won't tell me.

 

Oh, well . . . . .

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Response to rug (Reply #5)

Sun Oct 18, 2015, 06:14 PM

6. Never mind. I found a phone that DELIVERS beer.

It's Top Secret. I'd tell you about it but then I'd have to...well, you know.

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Response to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Sun Oct 18, 2015, 05:48 PM

4. Being a man, of course I never get lost. But,

in those rare instances where they have moved entire counties, cities, industrial parks, etc, I always ask a woman. The reason is simple. I do not know where Jim's dog got hit last year, nor do I know which is the biggest mailbox on the road. Taking a left when I see Publix is much easier.

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Response to edgineered (Reply #4)

Sun Oct 18, 2015, 07:50 PM

7. I think thayahs A Mainah schtick about that.

"Go down to whayah the town cut down the big oak tree last yeeah and take a left.
It's right next to whayah the bayuhs used to hang out at night at the dumpstah befoah they moved it."

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Response to edgineered (Reply #4)

Mon Oct 19, 2015, 08:45 AM

8. You must know Pittsburgh Dad:



-- Mal

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Response to malthaussen (Reply #8)

Mon Oct 19, 2015, 08:52 AM

9. Perfect, right down to taking the kids past the safari! nt

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