Dana Perino So Sad George Bush Blamed For 9/11 Attack That Never Even Happened
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Dana Perino So Sad George Bush Blamed For 9/11 Attack That Never Even Happened
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Show us on the doll where America hurt your boyfriend
Dana Perino, current Fox Blonde and former spokestwit for President Dubya, is none too happy that people are saying means about her boyfriend George. On Fox New’s “The Five,” she and four other Fox Morons discussed how unfair it is that people (namely, Donald Trump) are accusing George W. Bush of being president on 9/11, which George’s dumber (yes, we went there) baby brother Jeb! has disputed.
Several media organizations have investigated the claim and determined that while not elected president, Bush nonetheless served in the Oval Office, more or less, when he wasn’t on vacation, at that time.
Fox Dude (we generally don’t bother to learn their names) starts the convo by saying he doesn’t think Trump is a 9/11 Truther:
I think what he’s saying is 9/11 happened on Bush’s watch, which is technically accurate, and history’s going to magnify that, but everybody knows that Bush kept America safe after 9/11, and he put the tools in place to defeat the terrorists.
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Now it’s Dana’s turn to say words:
I think it’s a dismal weekend when you have liberal conspiracy theories being introduced by the Republican front-runner. OK, it is soft trutherism. It is what it is. It’s like it’s soft racism, it’s soft bigotry. You put it out there for a reason, because I guess you want to be provocative
But nooooo, Dana Perino will not tolerate any criticism of her boyfriend whatsoever. None. At. All:
But even that wouldn’t hold up because in almost every instance, you have independent — for example, the 9/11 Commission Report. Great book. I suggest that everybody who wants to be president should read it. Because it is the actions that were taken afterwards to try to protect — and several years ago on Hannity, I said something like, “The president kept us safe.” The left has never let me up on that because I didn’t say “after 9/11.” Obviously, factually, after 9/11.
See? You simply cannot criticize George Bush for what happened leading up to 9/11, because look at everything he did after 9/11, which is so obviously and factually obvious and factual that it is absurd anyone should have to spell that out.
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Dana Perino So Glad We Never Had a Terrorist Attack on America During George W. Bush's Presidency
Also, Dana Perino, we happen to have years-ago Dana Perino right here, so let’s take a flashback thingy squiggly screen trip down memory lane to see what exactly years-ago Dana Perino said:
We did not have a terrorist attack during President Bush’s term.
Guess the “after 9/11” is silent, like the “p” in “pneumonia.” Gah. Is our children even learning?
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