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Wed Jan 13, 2016, 03:15 PM Jan 2016

Donald Trump jokes.

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How can Donald Trump not understand immigration is an "act of love" when 2 of his 3 wives needed green cards

How is Donald Trump going to shut down Planned Parenthood?
By turning it into one of his casinos.

Donald Trump wants to control the country even though he can't control his hair

How do you make Halloween great again?
By carving a Trumpkin.

How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?
Cause your the only one Hair.

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?
He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about?
All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts.

Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?
Because all his other wives support Hilary.




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