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cherokeeprogressive

(24,853 posts) Thu Jan 14, 2016, 05:32 PM Jan 2016

"What would you do if I won the Lotto?"

A husband asks his wife: "What would you do if I won the lotto?"

"I'd take half the money and leave you."

He says "Great, here's six dollars, I won $12 in the lotto yesterday.

Keep in touch."