My very own Trump joke!

[complain jane]

If Donald trump's father was as quick to pull out as his son, we wouldn't be going through this.

Ha! I kill me.

Ok. Sorry. Back to sleep...

[Donkees]

1. Trump believes he was fathered by "God"

[zanana1]

2. Trump is more than a political "problem".

I believe he has Narcissistic Personality Disorder. A president with mental illness is the last thing we need. http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/basics/definition/con-20025568

[complain jane]

10. Absolutely.

Mental illness is the most benign of his list of issues.

I'm far more worried about the connivery, grifting and general douchebaggery.

[rurallib]

3. reminds me of that old joke

"the best part of you ran down your mom's leg when your dad pulled out."

[ashling]

4. Polls show that in a hypothetical match between Trump and Cruz

Most Republicans don't know what hypothetical means

[catbyte]

6. ...

Good one.

[lame54]

5. If his mom gave as much lip-service as he does he wouldn't be here

[lovemydog]

7. Ha!

I kill me too. Sometimes I'll say a joke or read someone's witticism and just crack up. Then I'll just laugh a bit more to myself because hey laughing is better than crying.

I like the other jokes on this thread too!

[lovemydog]

8. Oh, here's another:

Donald Trump is giving narcissism a bad name.―Madeline Begun Kane

[pinboy3niner]

9. On a scale of 5 that rates 2 Corinthians

[complain jane]

11. LOL!

[ashling]

13. Two Corinthians walk into a bar

[Xipe Totec]

12. Donald's dad didn't do the deed; he outsourced. nt

[Doc_Technical]

14. 45 years ago the saying went:

Withdraw! That's what Nixon's father should have done.