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Bucket of sloths (Original Post) valerief Feb 2016 OP
They are so sweet! redwitch Feb 2016 #1
Bucket of snakes. trof Feb 2016 #2
Actually, that's a culvert full of snakes ... eppur_se_muova Feb 2016 #3
Not quite as cute. valerief Mar 2016 #5
Not exactly cuddly wryter2000 Mar 2016 #8
Flash flood anyone? Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2016 #14
OMG, the faces! Cutest thing ever. Laffy Kat Feb 2016 #4
Who knew sloths were so darn cute? Squeee! The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2016 #6
I second that squee shenmue Mar 2016 #7
Oh, how sweet! blondie58 Mar 2016 #9
I must kiss those noses!!!!! BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2016 #10
Reminds me of one of my favorite dry humor moments in Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey/Maturin series... NeoGreen Mar 2016 #11
A bucket of happy. Solly Mack Mar 2016 #12
Hang in there baby! passiveporcupine Mar 2016 #13

wryter2000

(46,026 posts)
8. Not exactly cuddly
Tue Mar 1, 2016, 04:08 PM
Mar 2016

But very good for the environment and helpful in keeping the rodent population down.

Gorgeous animals, but I'll watch them from a distance.

NeoGreen

(4,031 posts)
11. Reminds me of one of my favorite dry humor moments in Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey/Maturin series...
Thu Mar 3, 2016, 01:45 PM
Mar 2016

...where Jack (the Captain) is alone in his cabin with his friend's (the ships surgeon, Stephen Maturin) pet sloth.


The sloth sneezed, and looking up, Jack caught its gaze fixed upon him; its inverted face had an expression of anxiety and concern.

'Try a piece of this, old cock,' he said, dipping his cake in the grog and proffering the sop.

'It might put a little heart into you.'

The sloth sighed, closed its eyes, but gently absorbed the piece, and sighed again.

Some minutes later he felt a touch on his knee: the sloth had silently climbed down and it was standing there, its beady eyes looking up into his face, bright with expectation. More cake, more grog: growing confidence and esteem. After this, as soon as the drum had beat the retreat, the sloth would meet him, hurrying towards the door on its uneven legs: it was given its own bowl, and it would grip it with its claws, lowering its round face into it and pursing its lips to drink (its tongue was too short to lap). Sometimes it went to sleep in this position, bowed over the emptiness.

'In this bucket,' said Stephen, walking into the cabin, 'in this small half-bucket, now, I have the population of Dublin, London and Paris combined: these animalculae - what is the matter with the sloth?'

It was curled on Jack's knee, breathing heavily: its bowl and Jack's glass stood empty on the table. Stephen picked it up, peered into its affable, bleary face, shook it, and hung it upon its rope. It seized hold with one fore and one hind foot, letting the others dangle limp, and went to sleep.

Stephen looked sharply round, saw the decanter, smelt to the sloth, and cried,

'Jack, you have debauched my sloth.'


Book 3, ~ page 95

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