Today's tip for living

[jmowreader]

Find the wingnuttiest, loopiest, most Obama-loathing radio station you can possibly locate on your radio dial, and tune your clock radio to it.

I needed to go out of town Thursday, and rented a room for one night. When I get to a hotel somewhere I always move the alarm clock to the other side of the room, so I can't just turn it off then go back to sleep. Unbeknownst to me, the previous tenant of the room - who nearly destroyed the poor thing...housekeeping started cleaning it at noon, and when I got there at 5 pm they still weren't done - had rolled up a wingnut radio station on the alarm clock. This morning, the radio clicked on with "This is (call letters of the radio station) with The Best In Conservative Talk!" My ass was out of the fart sack and on the way over to shut that shit off so fast and violently I probably left dents in the subfloor.

[Aristus]

1. Genius!

Good solution to a nearly intractible problem...