Julius Caesar was not "stabbed in the back" on the Ides of March

[Recursion]

He was stabbed in the crotch (Plutarch confirms this).

[MADem]

1. YEE-OWCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about "the most unkindest cut of all...!"

Marcus Antonius:
For Brutus, as you know, was Caesar's angel.
Judge, O you gods, how dearly Caesar lov'd him!
This was the most unkindest cut of all;
For when the noble Caesar saw him stab,
Ingratitude, more strong than traitors' arms,
Quite vanquish'd him: then burst his mighty
heart. . . .

Julius Caesar Act 3, scene 2, 181–186

[TreasonousBastard]

2. I thought it was in the forum.

[Recursion]

3. That's near the crotch (nt)

[LeftishBrit]

5. Which forum - GDP?

[sarge43]

7. The Senate

which the plebes burned down in their rage following his assassination.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. The forum is between the wrist and the elbow.

Everyone knows that.

[Aristus]

4. An autopsy confirmed that Caesar was stabbed 23 times.

Only one of which wounds was considered fatal.

So, apparently, the Senate of Rome, when getting their stab-on, was as useless as our own Senate...

[Iggo]

6. Wasn't it the Kalends of February?

[NewJeffCT]

8. no sex threads!

[rurallib]

10. That's some pathetic bastard that can't tell a crotch from a back