Seattle PD: Cops seek hipster ninja masturbator in U-District

[KamaAina]

Not The Onion!

http://www.sfgate.com/local/crime/article/SPD-Cops-seek-ninja-masturbator-in-U-District-6889342.php

Seattle police trying to identify a masked man believed to have masturbated outside a home of University of Washington students multiple times.

The behavior was first reported Jan. 10, when a woman called 911 to say she just saw a man pleasuring himself outside the front door of her home near the University District intersection of Northeast 52nd Street and 12th Avenue Northeast, according to police....

A surveillance camera installed at the home caught a masturbator at the same home Feb. 7, showing a man covered head to toe in black, save for the two body parts he used to perform his mission, Seattle police reports say.

His clothing included a hood, a wrap around his face and toe shoes. The night vision surveillance footage makes his attire appear white.

[trof]

1. I think the toe shoes are a nice touch.

Gets away from the stereotype ninja.

[Major Nikon]

2. Looks like the cops are really starting to put the squeeze on this guy

[Enrique]

3. Washington Man!