Does anybody else remember these classic commercial lines?

[Wolf Frankula]

"If you think it's butter, but it's snot, it's Chiffon."

"Hot Kids, Armour Hot Kids, The Kids Dogs Love to Bite."

"Half the fun of being goosed is Red Feet Shoes."

"P-i-m-p-l-e-s, Nestle makes the very best, Acne."

Wolf

[Rhiannon12866]

1. I remember the first two!

And I also remember this one, though I didn't remember it was also for Chiffon Margarine. "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!"

[Jeebo]

2. I thought that one was Parkay...

I remember it too, but I thought it was Parkay margarine. And I would've guessed it was a lot more recent than the 1970s.

Ron

[pokerfan]

13. S'all right....

[Jeebo]

3. I think you took some liberties with those...

I remember all of them except the Red Feet Shoes one.

When I rent or buy videos of old 1960s TV shows, I always wish they would leave the commercials in. They would be as interesting as the shows themselves nowadays, as much of a trip down Memory Lane and also they would help to capture the ambience of the shows as well. Especially the cigarette commercials. THOSE would be especially quaint now. "I'd walk a mile for a Camel." "LSMFT (Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco)" The Benson-Hedges commercials with the longer cigarettes getting stuck in car windows and elevator doors. The Virginia Slims commercials, "You've Come A Long Way Baby."

Ron

[csziggy]

8. A lot of those old commercials are on YouTube

[pressbox69]

17. That's Kennith Mars in the Benson & Hedges commercial.

[csziggy]

20. ! I thought he looked familiar!

Thanks for the ID.

[trof]

21. God, I used to smoke Benson & Hedges.

"Just a silly millimeter longer"
The I went to Capri.
120 mm.
Then I quit.

[Glorfindel]

12. LSMFT? We naughty boys back in the day said:

"Let's screw, my finger's tired." (Forgive me!)

[A HERETIC I AM]

25. "Lousy Sinatra Murders Fine Tunes"

[Coventina]

4. Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

[Wounded Bear]

5. Brylcreem

Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya.
Use more, if you want to die.
Brylcreem, the girls'll all pursue ya-a-a-a-a-a-ah.
They'll love to poke their fingers in yer eye.

[hamsterjill]

6. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

I am stuck on band-aids cause band-aids stuck on me.

You deserve a break today, so get up and get away....

Doctor Pepper....doo doo dah...


Hey, I was a Barry fan!!!

[csziggy]

7. Mama Mia, that's a spicy meatball!

[cwydro]

9. Dishwashing liquid?

You're soaking in it!

[Glorfindel]

10. Awww....Madge the manicurist! I had forgotten that one.

Remember "XK enzymes"?

[cwydro]

11. Gosh no!

But I remember Madge!

[TexasBushwhacker]

14. Plop plop fizz fizz

A little factoid. This jingle, as well as some other classic advertising campaigns like "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" was created by Paul Margulies, father of actress Julianna Margulies.

[cwydro]

16. I remember that well.

My Spanish teacher assigned us a commercial to do in Spanish. That was mine lol!

[TexasBushwhacker]

18. What was the translation of "plop plop fizz fizz"? n/t

[cwydro]

19. That stayed the same.

Pretty sure!

[TexasBushwhacker]

22. Slacker! LOL n/t

[Ineeda]

15. well, sorta...except

Ya almost got me!

[lastlib]

23. "You wonder where the yellow went, When you brush your teeth....

with Pepsodent!
First comes green, then comes black,
Then you'll want your yellow back!"

[Wolf Frankula]

24. I always heard it was

You'll wonder where your teeth all went,
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

Wolf